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Nic Cage Is A Vampire- Here’s the Proof

Nic Cage Is A Vampire- Here’s the Proof

In a hilarious bit of news, Nic Cage is a vampire.

 

An eBay seller named jack_mord put a Civil War photograph up for auction that bears an uncanny resemblance to the Oscar-winning actor. The ebay seller is selling the picture for 1 million dollars, citing that it is photographic proof that Nic Cage is a vampire.

 

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From the eBay listing:

 

“Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.”

 

Well, that’s settled.

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